dashingthroughitall:

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

😂😂😂😂😭 simplejeezus
noabotdyo:

What playing with action figures felt like.

noabotdyo:

What playing with action figures felt like.

lanashiftdelrey:

smashing your pinky toe and trying to act cool like

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sapphirefiber:

tygermama:

morivan:

You know that type of laughter that starts off as a small chuckle but kinda builds up inside your throat, eventually mounting into a full blown, bent over yourself, holding your stomach as you guffaw uproariously?

Yeeeep.

this should be a sculpture about the human condition entitled ‘Unbridled Optimism Meets An Uncaring Universe’

There are photos that tell a story, then there are photos that tell a story.

(Source: grindlebone)

toki-yo-tomare:

barbeauxbot:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

was this movie even real

this movie is called Kung Fu Hustle and you owe it to yourself to watch it

(Source: bunchesopunches)